stories!!!
The Picnic.
a cat asked a mouse,'wud u come with me for a picnic', surprised the mouse asked him, 'abey billoo why the sudden burst of frndship' the cat said its nothin like that,jus that my wife suggested that we carry lunch with us.......!!!!
Party animal.
there was once a kid who was obsessed with parties. his fav dialogue was,'dude wheres the party?' one day he was invited for a very big party an he gt all dressed up an went ... but unfortunately it turned out that he was bein tricked an noone came. he started crying , tore off his clothes went into the jungle an bcame tarzan there he parties evryday with all his 'frnds'
Dumb an Dumber I
dumb an dumber were tryin to open a champagne bottle. dumb said they cud use a glass cutter to cut the bottom of the bottle, dumber said abey bakwaas mat mar first lets drink the champagne phir sochenge..
The Scarecrow.
a boy started singing 'laal chhadi maidan khadi kya khoob ladi , kya khoob ladi, hum dil se gaye hum jaan se gaye..' his frnd said ' abey pagal scarecrow hi dekhta rahega ki aage bhi badhega'.....!!!!!!!!
A meeting of dharmendra and tommy
dharm. ,'kutte main tera khoon pee jaoonga!!!!!!'
tommy: bhow bhow bhow bhow
dharm: ' basanti ko chhod de kutte, nahi to main chun chun ke badla loonga chun chun ke
tommy: bhow bhow bhow bhow
dharm: maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa kuttttttttteeeeeeeee
tommy: bhow bhow bhow
7 comments:
falling standards of ur hagge
i am disappointed
do u make al dis urself or do u copy paste?? i srsly dont think u can know urself better by postings such stories or huggas as prerit points out!! i mean talk abt ur own experiences or wat u feel abt lyf nd iit or anything.. dat shud bne more interesting
see adi life is soooo dull in our coll that there's no point mullin over it all the time...... an trust me dude u get to kno a lot about urself wen u pour ur insides out...... :)
nice change of template i must say.. n i'd rather not comment on the contents.. ;)
thanx...... oh u shud ... i would love to hear some criticim(or praise ;))
hmmmm.. nice..., the qualiy of ur jokes has, no doubt, gone really high. i have never heard such dreadful ones ever before.
i must say 'lol'... ;)
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