Hey guys.........i guess this is something i'm doing coz i've always felt i speak too much.....too often......and its something that i've learned to not enjoy......Still being the egoistic fool that i am i feel that what i speak is by no means crap and wish to give it expression.....my ideas n my impressions remain as random and as curious as ever.....i hope that this will help them reach only those people who want them....and help me in my constant endeavour to figure myself out!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

stories!!!

The Picnic.
a cat asked a mouse,'wud u come with me for a picnic', surprised the mouse asked him, 'abey billoo why the sudden burst of frndship' the cat said its nothin like that,jus that my wife suggested that we carry lunch with us.......!!!!

Party animal.
there was once a kid who was obsessed with parties. his fav dialogue was,'dude wheres the party?' one day he was invited for a very big party an he gt all dressed up an went ... but unfortunately it turned out that he was bein tricked an noone came. he started crying , tore off his clothes went into the jungle an bcame tarzan there he parties evryday with all his 'frnds'

Dumb an Dumber I
dumb an dumber were tryin to open a champagne bottle. dumb said they cud use a glass cutter to cut the bottom of the bottle, dumber said abey bakwaas mat mar first lets drink the champagne phir sochenge..

The Scarecrow.
a boy started singing 'laal chhadi maidan khadi kya khoob ladi , kya khoob ladi, hum dil se gaye hum jaan se gaye..' his frnd said ' abey pagal scarecrow hi dekhta rahega ki aage bhi badhega'.....!!!!!!!!

A meeting of dharmendra and tommy
dharm. ,'kutte main tera khoon pee jaoonga!!!!!!'
tommy: bhow bhow bhow bhow
dharm: ' basanti ko chhod de kutte, nahi to main chun chun ke badla loonga chun chun ke
tommy: bhow bhow bhow bhow
dharm: maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa kuttttttttteeeeeeeee
tommy: bhow bhow bhow

Oh my god!!

maine phook mari aur woh ud gaya
maine phook mari aur woh ud gaya
so wats the big deal yaar patta hi to tha!!!!

more crap :)

- sant kabir ne puchha ye doha kya hota hai bhai
i said yeh aisi khichdi hai jo aapne pakayi aur maine jalayi!!!!

- log kehte hain ki mere jokes PJs hain,log kehte hain ki mere jokes PJs hain,to pehen kar so jao!!!!!!

- kal kare to aaj kar aaj kare to ab,
pal mein parlay hoyegi bahuri karega kab,
bahuri ne kaha 'acchha hai na marne se pehle ek faltu kaamkarne se to bachunga'!!!

crap..

jungle mein jab aag lagi to kya nazara tha,
jungle mein jab aag lagi to kya nazara tha,
maine us lamhe ko apne dil mein utara tha


ABEY CHIRKOOT FOREST FIRE HUI AUR TU TAB BHI APNI SADI HUI SHAYARI LIKH RAHA THA,pani daal deta to!

dohas

jake mote ho liye , ab aur na phoolo bhai
gande gande dohe likhke apna bojh ghatai!!!!

itne gande dohe kaise likho bhai,
bade bewakoof ho jo pehla padhke bhi duje pe nazar lagai!!!

guruji kehte the ki flirt na karo bhai,
sant kabir ne puchha ki ye baat guruji ne sirf ladkiyon ko hi kyon batai!!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

V - Day Chit -Chat

BOY : Would you like to go out for coffee with me ??
GIRL : Um ...sure. (teasing)Why don't you just say that you like me and wanna spend time with me..?
BOY : .........Coz i don't. Its just that....um...... i like COFFEE !!


BOY: Tell me frankly, what was it that first attracted you to me??
GIRL: Umm.... u know... i don't quite remember myself!!!



BOY: Would you like to be my valentine?????
GIRL: How much are you willing to pay for it??

SAME BOY: Would you like to be my valentine????
DIFFERENT GIRL: Oh i'd love to....but there's a slight issue..............I'm gay!!

SAME BOY ( again!!) : Would you like to be my valentine?????????
GIRL no. 3: Sorry.......Do i know you??!!!!!

 
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