Suresh,Ramesh and the haunted house

Once upon a time..........
Ramesh an suresh were walking down a long highway........(hehe....long highway.ever seen a short one....).......when suddenly they saw a house to their left.........(a house on a highway...lapet le beta). The house looked old and tattered and it looked as iif noone had lived there for a long time.Anyways, ramesh and suresh being the most vele creatures on the face of this planet ( walking down a highway..gt nothing else to do?) decided to check it out. It was a dark , rainy night and the wind was howling like a howling animal. The highway was totally deserted at this hour and there was no living soul around them for a full freakin mile. In the distance the desperate cries of many kids and women could be heard. There were two bats and one owl perched near the door. Very hesitantly suresh went and knocked on the door.
What happened next is something they could not have ever expected given the situation, to their great amazement,(please don't die after this, i hate killing people), noone answered the door. They felt really let down and moved on down the long highway.:)