'Sick' dude!

DUDETTE: (crying) How could u do this to me, U SICK MORON!!!
DUDE: listen to me dear...it wasn't meant to be this way....i..
DUDETTE: Stop it! U lied to me..U told me it was nothing..U SICKO!!!
DUDE: I wanted to tell u...hell! i needed u ..but i knew u wouldn't understand....i knew this would only push u away from me...
DUDETTE: 'course it will! U think i can sleep with u knowing how SICK u are!!!
DUDE: Look honey...a mistake has been done, but its in the past. Hell! i shud never have gone to that woman's place.....i couldn't stop myself......u know how i am..!!!
DUDETTE: Yes i do....and sometimes its ok....but rite now...!! U got so desperate! U've really hurt me!!



DUDE: Enuf!! i'm the one who's facing the guilt, the pain! I'm the one who ate the ICE-CREAM in this freakin cold weather...the one who's got flu!! Still ur ranting on about ur issues... U SICK WOMAN!

Comments r welcome......

Profanities will be well received....:)

Twisted logic

What do you do if u spot a tiger from a distance?
You don't go closer to confirm!!!!!!!!!
What does a girl do if she spots an iit-ian from a distance????????????
She doesn't go closer to confirm!!!!!!!!!! :(

which means........
IIT-IANS are TIGERS!!

p.s - i know this shud hav been in the jokes column( atleast the last line) bt the one there is quite new....

Suresh,Ramesh and the haunted house

Once upon a time..........
Ramesh an suresh were walking down a long highway........(hehe....long highway.ever seen a short one....).......when suddenly they saw a house to their left.........(a house on a highway...lapet le beta). The house looked old and tattered and it looked as iif noone had lived there for a long time.Anyways, ramesh and suresh being the most vele creatures on the face of this planet ( walking down a highway..gt nothing else to do?) decided to check it out. It was a dark , rainy night and the wind was howling like a howling animal. The highway was totally deserted at this hour and there was no living soul around them for a full freakin mile. In the distance the desperate cries of many kids and women could be heard. There were two bats and one owl perched near the door. Very hesitantly suresh went and knocked on the door.
What happened next is something they could not have ever expected given the situation, to their great amazement,(please don't die after this, i hate killing people), noone answered the door. They felt really let down and moved on down the long highway.:)

Quotable quotes..................

'i'm not gay........i swear' - the average first year iit-ian having to face scrutiny over his sexual preferences due to overexposure to males.

'so what if i'm gay...............i'm perfectly normal' - the average fourth year iit-ian due to overexposure to males

'What happened to ur hair?' - all of my friends on seeing me on any given day.

'We suck but you suck so much more......" - my message on behalf of the computers dept. to other branches( elec., mech./......)

'Britney spears is actually not that bad' - some sick-minded person......don't make me abuse u..u ^%^%&*

'In this over-competitive world...our passions do not direct our lives, rather we direct our passions....'

'I'm not engaged' - a couple of my frnds in hopeless attempts of hiding their relationships.

'Ab teen din ho gaye..aaj to naha hi lete hain" - the avg. iit-ian being rather comfortably explicit about his poor hygiene.

So it begins.....

This is my frst post.............so excuse me fr bein a bit raw. So its december and i'm in the middle of my vacations. They drain the bloody life out of u when ur in college here but they do give a generous no. of hols.

So here's Act I.
I planned my December quiet nicely. My targets were simple and very achievable. I had to get myself a laptop so that i could get myself to understand my next course in computers..........i had to spend good hours daily on learning drums..............(after purchasing a set of drums of course)..........I had to do some programming so that i could decipher the crap i was not studying for the last four months..............i had to catch up on my movies an epl.....
Now i'm my last week of vacations and i hav no idea what laptop to buy.......which is better, dell or hp?....... i've almost given up on drums(i havent played them for one freakin minute in the whole of december).......i've not done anything useful on my pc ( though i have managed to create a collection of 6000 songs......an read all of dan brown's books)...........an i have seen just one movie........Bhaagam bhag (a three hour pj)..
these vacs were still fun......though ..........i managed to go on my first trip with friends(only.....though all guys :( ) to jim corbett.....awesome.........i've spent time with my school friends who have left delhi after school.....an i've played nfs-most wanted-black editn............

Now that i seem to have too much time to kill, murder, assasinate,destroy, waste, i'm trying my hand at blogging.........